Getting Old

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a
bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m
83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re
about my age. How do you feel?”

Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.