Pearly Gates Interview

A man was at the pearly gates -

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“I sure have!” the man said. “On a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I walked up to the biggest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the kisser, kicked over his bike, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Now, back off!! Or I’ll kick the sh*t out of all of you!

“St. Peter was very impressed, “When did this happen?”

“A couple of minutes ago.”